Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 3
Not very nice but colloquialisms just the same. (just fill in the blank with a word of your choice)"you annoy me like a wet leaf stuck to my __""they don't put foundations under s___ houses""I'd rather board you than feed you, even if you sh__ the bed!""he's like a one-legged man in an a__ -kicking contest".?"oh, go sh__ in your hat" - only say this to a grump!"want in one hand, sh__ in the other, and see which one gets full first.""remember, (name), don't eat any yellow show""it's time to make like a princess and pee""you can't pee up my back and tell me its rain!""like a fart on a hot griddle""I'm busier than a cat covering cr__.""queer as a three dollar bill.""colder than a well digger's a__""so full of sh__ his eyes are brown""doesn't know his a__ from a hole in the ground""couldn't pour p__s out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.""when I was hard I was soft and when I was soft I was hard.""colder than a witch's t__ in a brass bra""slipperier than a witch's t__""two ax handles wide across the a__" - large behind"two ax handles and a rain barrel" - really large behind"a horse that sh__ fast don't sh__ long.""fell a__ over tin cup""go p__ up a rope.""scared sh__less""tighter than a bull's a__ in fly time""not worth a patch on his mother's a__""cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey""faster than a striped-a__ jaybird""a__hole deep to a ten foot indian""wouldn't say sh__ if he had a mouthful""didn't know whether to sh__ or go blind""so drunk he couldn't find his a__ with both hands""never cut a fat hog in the a__ with a dull knife""face as red as a jaybird's a__ in pokeberry time""not tough enough to kick the sh__ out of your own pants""so weak you couldn't knock a sick wh___ off a sh__ pot""food tasted so bad the dog had to lick his a__ to take the taste out of his mouth""a__ as big as a $40 cow""mouth as dry as popcorn fart""hotter than a cut mink" (spayed)"didn't know whether to sh__ or wind his watch""not worth the scrapings off a hound dogs a__""as full of sh__ as a Christmas turkey""hotter than a June bride in a feather bed""harder than a whore's heart""colder than a witches tit""dumber (or crazier) than a sh__ house rat""hanging around her like flies on sh__""sh__ or get off the pot.""does a wild bear sh__ in the wood?""busier than a cat covering sh__ on a tile floor""hornier than a two p___ered billy goat""stiffer than a wedding d__""more nervous than a whore in church""useless as t__s on a boar hog""you think with you're a__ instead of your head""as sure as sh__ stinks""colder than a well digger's a__""colder'n a brass monkey's a__""busy as a cat covering sh__ on a hot tin roof""happier than a pig in sh__""up s___ creek without a paddle""a crock of sh__""looks like a crow sh__ him on a fence post & the sun hatched him out""acting like a b____ in heat""tighter than a gnats a__ stretched over a rain-barrel""don't have a pot to p___ in or a window to throw it out""shaking like a dog sh____in' razor blades""built like a brick sh__ house""I'll be dipped in sh__ and rolled in bread crumbs""Up and down like a whore on Saturday night."(something that fluctuates wildly like our current stock market.)"frog's a__ watertight?""actin' like her t___ got caught in a wringer""You look like you have been drug through a knot hole a__ backwards.""like a fart in a glove""I am broke as flat as p___ on a plate"Eeyes are sh__-color brown.""pleased as p___ 'n vinegar.""her a__ is as big as the broad side of the barn.""10 pounds of sh__ in a 5 pound bag""dumber than sh__""thin as p___ on a plank""can't find his a__ with both hands""up to my a__ in alligators""doesn't know his a__ from page 13.""so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his a__""couldn't find his a__ with both hands and a coon dog""slicker than puppy sh__ on a wood floor""as tired as a whore on nickel night""busy as a bull's a__ in fly season""on her like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat""like sh__ through a goose" - meaning fast"He doesn't have enough sense to pour p___ out of a boot.""pleased as piss 'n vinegar.""he wouldn't know sh__ from Shinola""he doesn't know his a___ from a hole in the ground!".
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Ted Nugent to Auction His Customized 1994 ZR1 Corvette
Legendary musician, performer, and outspoken activist Ted Nugent will be auctioning off a 1994 ZR1 Corvette as part of the Ted Nugent Gonzo Auction, hosted online by Backstage Auctions from May 15 ? 22, 2005.
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